May 2013
15 posts
invaderpig:
slugboxcreatureart:
National draw porn of your friends’ OCs day.
Aiight who’s lettin me do this?
I want to do this omg
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
ccan i just crawl in a hole and die now rly
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
I cry drama on tumblr hoping someone will reach out to me it’s pathetic
7 tags
Sometimes I just want to freak out and scream about my love life. I want to tear the faces off people who’ve rejected me in a cruel way. I want to curl up and cry about it. I want to whine constantly about how that person for me just isn’t here. I want to blame someone else.
Every time I have someone, i leave them because I don’t need them anymore.
I need to get away from that feeling that I...
somebody needs to save me from my dolly life
or give me money
April 2013
35 posts
3 tags
I bet my 12 year old sister thinks my picture with Kevin smith is just me and some random fat dude. She’s totally gotta be like who the fuck is this guy in my sisters profile pic? Maybe she thinks its MY dad?? Oh being 12
and now back to feeling like im going to puke
if i dont pass this class i will literally die
my speech teacher is giving me so much anxiety im going to cry
like he assigned us a persuasive speech—- and then made is super specific and akfjaklgklga
he gives me Cs on everything which is okay? but i feel like ive been improving? his feedback doesn’t say that though??
and im so confused about this speech and im scared he’s going to reem me
Wow why are all the hot actors aging wtf no
mamifutami:
*gets on one knee* *pulls out ring* can my oc date your oc
verticalvest:
What I’m saying is sex isn’t all about penetration and it took me like 8 years to find that out and there are actual adults in the world who have sex regularly who don’t know this.
ty ty ty;
rose-papillon:
Oh man, there’s someone on the westeros forums claiming that Jaime doesn’t love Brienne because ‘he sees her as a sister’.
that-horny-mofo:
cutekings:
today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
my teeth are kinda like tom cruises teeth, i just dont take photos like this v.v
2 tags
I rewrote apple bottom jeans for my dog and I don’t want to forget it
Short little legs (legs)
And the poops with the fur (With the fur)
This little dog is miles for sure
Close to the floor (Close to the Floor)
His legs make sure
Miles is low low low low low low low
Sometimes I like a thing, then I look at the fandom and I run for the hills
accidently making all the boys like me help
invaderpig:
invaderpig:
invaderpig:
I’m surrounded by snoring boys halp
I farted loudly in rebuttal
Goddd the snoring got louder what have I dooooone??
At least they aren’t snoring AND farting
2 tags
tevinter-is-coming:
nodoubttrout:
99.9% of my sentences start with
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
dude
